Masturbation chargeable - Americas most Prude Sex-Laws

America has a lot of strict, partly strange laws concerning the sexual life of their citizens. There are 28 states in which oral sex is chargeable. In Washington D.C. citizens are only allowed to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position, all others are prohibited. In Willowdale, Oregon, husbands are not allow to swear while having sex. In Coeur dAlene, Idaho, sex in a car is chargeable. Policemen are instructed to blow their horn and wait for 3 minutes before arresting people. In Hastings, Nebraska, people are requiered to wear nightgowns while having sex; in Tremonton, Utah, sexual intercourse in an ambulance vehicle is prohibited - at least, while having a rescue operation. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, husbands are not allowed to fire a gun while their wife is having an orgasm.

Life is hard on men in Auburn, Washington: They are not allowed to deflower a woman.

If they do, they might find themselves in jail for up to 5 years. Men are not allowed to walk around in public having an errection in Locust, Pennsylvania; the charge on this is 3 months in jail. In Oblong, Illinois, it is prohibited to have sex with your wife on your wedding-day - in case you are on your way to go hunting or fishing. Masturbating while watching a couple having sex in a car is prohibited in Clinton, Oklahoma. Who lives in Ames, Iowa, might be charged if he sips on a bottle of beer more than 3 times - as long as his wife is in his arms or lies beside him at that point of time. In Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes to a short skirt, because men might see the reflection of their slip in those shoes. In Minnesota, sleeping naked is prohibited and in Newcastle, Wyoming, there is a law to prevent sex inside a cold storage house. In Florida people want to play it safe: You are not allowed to have sex with hedgehogs.